Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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