There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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