i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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