I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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