Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
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