Dual....:-)
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
Randomize
