Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
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