would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
All the doctor said was why
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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