Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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