my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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