You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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