We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
Randomize
