Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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