Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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