it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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