I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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