some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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