I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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