Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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