It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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