Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
And the cops told us we were all naked.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Randomize
