If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
When are your genitals available?
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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