Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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