I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
Barsexuality is the new black.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
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