This girl is more easily done than said...
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
party gras won. party gras always wins.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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