Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
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