why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
apparently the secret to your success is patron
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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