Fuck appropriateness.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
two words...techno handjob
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
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