i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
Randomize
