Cold hands, warm shart.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Randomize