Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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