Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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