Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I think im going to throw up on grandma
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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