i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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