Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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