I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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