Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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