i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
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