that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
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