So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Sober January is a disaster.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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