Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
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