This girl is more easily done than said...
everyone is single if you try hard enough
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I have aggressive nipples.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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