Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
Actions speak louder than pants.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
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