I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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