well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
...so i touched it.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
Randomize