put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
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I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
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