After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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