Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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