idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
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