I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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