Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
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