what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
I had to cum in my sink.
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