Whod you bang
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Randomize
