How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
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