Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
Randomize
