I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
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